
Sue Perkins summarizes Shakespeare
Sean Lock - Slytherin
“I hear voices, but I ignore them and just carry on killing.”
I really like that they used his quote from QI.
Dara O’Briain - Gryffindor
“If I am ever the father of a daughter in 30 years time and some gonk arrives to me looking for permission, I’m gonna set the fucker tasks.”
Lee Mack - Gryffindor
“I said, ‘I’m having trouble getting on my website,’ and the bloke said, ‘Well have you tried disabling cookies?’ I said, ‘I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.’”
David Mitchell - Ravenclaw
“I’m in my castle with 10 different types of vaguely posh animal, all fighting each other, then I kill a servant and have sex with a wall!”
Alan Davies - Hufflepuff
“What’s red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.”
Jimmy Carr - Slytherin
“Let’s face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.”
Stephen Fry - Headmaster
“I am a lover of truth, a worshipper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance.”
Here’s a new tumblr for you all to follow :P

QI 6x02 “Fire and Freezing”
Stephen: By the time you get back to the generations just in the thirteenth century, you have more direct ancestors than there have ever been human beings.
Sean: How can you have more ancestors than there are people there’s ever been?!

