iheartqi:

Sue Perkins summarizes Shakespeare 

iheartqi:

Sue Perkins summarizes Shakespeare 


QI 6x05 “France”

QI 6x05 “France”

hogwartscomedy:

Sean Lock - Slytherin

“I hear voices, but I ignore them and just carry on killing.”

I really like that they used his quote from QI.

hogwartscomedy:

Dara O’Briain - Gryffindor

“If I am ever the father of a daughter in 30 years time and some gonk arrives to me looking for permission, I’m gonna set the fucker tasks.”

hogwartscomedy:

Lee Mack - Gryffindor

“I said, ‘I’m having trouble getting on my website,’ and the bloke said, ‘Well have you tried disabling cookies?’ I said, ‘I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.’”

hogwartscomedy:

David Mitchell - Ravenclaw

“I’m in my castle with 10 different types of vaguely posh animal, all fighting each other, then I kill a servant and have sex with a wall!”

hogwartscomedy:

Alan Davies - Hufflepuff

“What’s red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.”

hogwartscomedy:

Jimmy Carr - Slytherin

“Let’s face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.”

iheartqi:

hogwartscomedy:

Stephen Fry - Headmaster

“I am a lover of truth, a worshipper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance.”

Here’s a new tumblr for you all to follow :P

‘Flobbadob’ means ‘flowerpot’ in Oddle-poddle. …I cannot believe I just said that. — Stephen Fry, QI 4x08 “Descendents”

QI 6x02 “Fire and Freezing”

QI 6x02 “Fire and Freezing”

Stephen: By the time you get back to the generations just in the thirteenth century, you have more direct ancestors than there have ever been human beings.
Sean: How can you have more ancestors than there are people there’s ever been?!


QI 8x05 “Hanimals”

QI 8x05 “Hanimals”