- Abby: You guys are going to Mexico! What's the plan?
- Tony: What do you know, Abs?
- Abby: Gibbs mentioned rule forty.
- Tony: If you think someone's out to get you, they are?
- Ziva: I have never heard of a rule in the forties.
- Tony: They don't come up very often.
- Abby: And that's a good thing.
- Ziva: How many times have I told Gibbs to write these things down?!
- Tony: You don't have to write them down, they're for daily use, most of the rules, but the forties --
- Abby: The forties. The forties are for emergency use only.
- Tony: If the forties are in play something unspeakably bad is going down.
- Ziva: We have to get him back.
- NCIS 9.04Enemy on the Hill
My mum and I actually yelped out loud when we finally saw him.

Tony: If I needed to be cheered up I would have put super glue on McGee’s keyboard.
McGee: You PUT super glue on my keyboard!NCIS s05e02, Family
andthesewordsaremyheartandsoul:
Kate: You writing my name right?
Tony: What? I just want to know if it’s mine. She kinda sleeps around a lot if you know what I mean.
Kate: If I did it’s because he isn’t any good in bed.
Tony: At least I didn’t sleep with my cousin.
Kate: You slept with my sister.
Tony: I thought it was you.
Kate: She weights 300 pounds!
Tony: She was wearing your earrings-
Receptionist: Now that’s enough! If you two can’t be civil I’m going to have to ask you to leave.
Kate: Look, is there anyway I can wait away from him please? I’m begging you.
Receptionist: There’s an empty exam room behind you. Two doors on the right.
Kate: Thank you.
Receptionist: Mmhmm.
Tony: She slept with my brother. And my best friend. At the same time.
One of the funniest Tony/Kate moments ever.

She’s so adorable.
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“Cute.”
“Pretty.”
Sigh. “Tony.”
Abby Scuito taking pictures for photo ID in her new phone. 5.07





