• Abby: You guys are going to Mexico! What's the plan?
  • Tony: What do you know, Abs?
  • Abby: Gibbs mentioned rule forty.
  • Tony: If you think someone's out to get you, they are?
  • Ziva: I have never heard of a rule in the forties.
  • Tony: They don't come up very often.
  • Abby: And that's a good thing.
  • Ziva: How many times have I told Gibbs to write these things down?!
  • Tony: You don't have to write them down, they're for daily use, most of the rules, but the forties --
  • Abby: The forties. The forties are for emergency use only.
  • Tony: If the forties are in play something unspeakably bad is going down.
  • Ziva: We have to get him back.

- NCIS  9.04Enemy on the Hill

My mum and I actually yelped out loud when we finally saw him.

cheshireshecat:

Tony: If I needed to be cheered up I would have put super glue on McGee’s keyboard.McGee: You PUT super glue on my keyboard! 
NCIS s05e02, Family

cheshireshecat:

Tony: If I needed to be cheered up I would have put super glue on McGee’s keyboard.
McGee: You PUT super glue on my keyboard! 

NCIS s05e02, Family

andthesewordsaremyheartandsoul:

Kate: You writing my name right?

Tony: What? I just want to know if it’s mine. She kinda sleeps around a lot if you know what I mean.

Kate: If I did it’s because he isn’t any good in bed.

Tony: At least I didn’t sleep with my cousin.

Kate: You slept with my sister.

Tony: I thought it was you.

Kate: She weights 300 pounds!

Tony: She was wearing your earrings-

Receptionist: Now that’s enough! If you two can’t be civil I’m going to have to ask you to leave.

Kate: Look, is there anyway I can wait away from him please? I’m begging you.

Receptionist: There’s an empty exam room behind you. Two doors on the right.

Kate: Thank you.

Receptionist: Mmhmm.

Tony: She slept with my brother. And my best friend. At the same time.

One of the funniest Tony/Kate moments ever.

everthehero:

9.15: Secrets *

very-special-agent:

She’s so adorable.

very-special-agent:

She’s so adorable.

benson-rizzoli-fascination:

“Cute.”

“Pretty.”

Sigh. “Tony.”

Abby Scuito taking pictures for photo ID in her new phone. 5.07